“I said GREEN BEER and you give me this water crap. Yeah, that’s right, CRAP. CRAP!, CRAP! - Emma don’t bother with your sippy cup - it’s full of CRAP”

 ”LEAH, LEAH, I see the beer truck”

“I’m coming - do you think I have time to change? I hate it when mom caves and dresses us the same. I struggle with my identity…”

“Here let me help. I think we’re too short. There must be something around here we can stand on. Hey, how about you lie down…”

 

“Come back…hey where did that sippy cup go? Maybe mom found the food colouring and that beer Uncle Coby left the last time he was here. Hey is that dad coming? What did we do to deserve a dad who doesn’t drink beer?”

Happy St Patrick’s Day and Happy 5th Birthday Jackson!